Summer Hangover

For many high school students all around the world, autumn can only mean one thing: school. After a summer of traveling, partying, XBOX and simple relaxation, teens are trudging back to their local OfficeMax to hoard school supplies. That 3 month grace period of absolute fun is GONE. Gone. gone.
But is school really that bad? I mean, other than the monotone teachers, HOMEWORK and that nose-picking wierdo in your math class....school....I mean, really? Education is an exciting adventure to nurture your developing brain, right? Right.

I looked up "school" on urbandictionary.com, (def my fav.), and this guy named "johnny pot smoker" defined it like this:

See: Prison.

For a guy named "johnny pot smoker," that's a pretty straight-on definition. Perhaps if he spent more time in the classrooms than outside them, he might have reconsidered. Oh I dunno, just a thought.
The first day of school, and teens need to relearn how to set their alarm clocks. A kid in the back of the class is dozin. Stress, and comfort foods are being sold at record speeds. Time to pull all nighters doing homework that you put off...

School angst is in the air.

~H